If you think this game is worse than the original you are smoking that pack, my dude.

Starkiller actually functions and air combos aren't absolutely worthless. Traversing the levels isn't horrid due to the ridiculous amount of oversized collision boxes on objects that are bigger than the object they're attached to. The percentage of annoying enemies to fight has gone from 90% to around 10%. Getting stunlocked into death is gone. falling into a pit isn't an instant death. Fuck I wish there was a remake of FU1 that was just this game if I had to ask for the most bottom of the barrel remake of it.

"But the story is worse!"

Come on, bruh. We gonna act like the first game's story was good? Starkiller is a mary sue who drops whole ass starships from orbit into the planet but is also simultaneously the dumbest person ever. I ain't about to take this even a lick seriously. That game's biggest claim to fame is the whole star destroyer segment but actually PLAYING IT sucks balls.

I would rather take this forgettable experience over the original forgettable experience. And I do mean forgettable because I literally played this game back in like 2010/2011 and forgot every single thing about except for vague flashes of the ending.

But it's whatever, man. Can't wait to come back to this in another 13 years after having forgotten both of them again.

Reviewed on Nov 17, 2023


2 Comments


5 months ago

So what you’re saying is that Soulcalibur IV is the best game Starkiller shows up in?

5 months ago

unironically yes