Loses track of its own premise. Jaws Unleashed may be clunkier mechanically but it better understands the appeal enacting shark carnage than this, which despite reaching for Sharknado absurdity gets inundated with generic upgrades. Ends up feeling like a worse Prototype game. Also, for all the writing dedicated to Chris Parnell’s smarmy narration, nothing in this game is as funny as grabbing a scientist with your mouth and slamming him against a card reader to open a door.