This is the coolest game held back by just the dumbest shit like obscenely scarce health items and straight up bonkers amount of unfair traps. It's super short, but like there's a taste of something truly special. Sadly, it's full potential never realized.
The game consists of cool comic stylings, shallow combat, and being RELENTLESSLY MURDERED by literally fucking everything. Bro you can take damage punching metal. What the F U C K. Are we not playing as a wish fulfillment ponytailed asshole why is he getting jabroni'd by the game's environment on top of being constantly jumped by enemies and overwhelming stage hazards.

They want you to like die, and you will no matter how skilled you are. The continues are...out of the question. So you will have to start the whole game over if you get fucked up, so you will. There is nothing you can do about it. It is VERY hard to beat this game legitimately. I had to look up the ending. It turns out he's an incel. Shocking.

btw swinging from panel to panel is SO FUCKING COOL.

Reviewed on Jul 24, 2023


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