Explaining my 0.5's so I don't have to review them

As best as I can at least

While this would be mostly inoffensive to anyone unaware (unless you really hate furries), the whole thing was made by a total creep. Like just look up everything wrong with Jasonafex.
Not sure how they messed it up so bad.
Like from what I remember it just felt really slippery and awkward. Like it felt nothing like the Doom engine at all. Really weird HD models and all, too. Like I know it's free, but this didn't feel like passionate fans remaking it as much as it did the brand asking a small game dev team to remake it so nostalgia blinded people would rush to it.
I am so fucking tired of joke simulator games holy shit why did you start this
This isn't because I'm a diehard Second Life user and see it as a war.
No, this was just really bad when I tried it.
Like the age is showing A Lot.
I guess I also expected more, like I didn't realize there was no movement. You just click on places and you stand/sit there. Avatars are much weirder to piece together. Seems all furry stuff is a bit limited since your face is gonna be eerily human looking no matter what.
Like it's definitely a product of its time (as is SL to most people), but it's just not for me. I'm sure cool stuff can be done, but I couldn't get into it.
Played through this on release and got every achievement, thought it was alright, never touched it again.
Idk why but as time passed I only grew more and more annoyed by it. Maybe just due to how there seemed to be a new one that was the exact same game every year. Like I was a tumblr user for a long time, so maybe I'm tired of being reminded of tumblr. Who knows.
all of them through 2010
dont like being reminded of that part of my life
I've only tried this for a bit and I remember kinda just being confused.
Like it's a kid's game, so I shouldn't be. But the controls were just so?????
The game felt like it was playing itself. Like it wasn't really even laughable bad.
The rawest example of "Oh shit I loved this game as a kid, let me pick it up again" to "I'm in so much pain holy shit"

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