Revisited this again after a few years, and I eventually succumbed to doing the same thing I was doing last time by having two Ballista units 1v1 each other on the Pirate map with the Muppets Treasure Island ripoff music.

Say what you will, but watching those two lads slowly pull back on their siege weapons and shoot each other with an oversized bolt on the same frame with the game freezing at the win screen as the two of them fly off the opposite sides of the screen is peak visual comedy.