Konami Board Meeting circa 1988
"Hey sir, we got this Not-Gradius, how should we stink up this one for the westerners?"
"I still have never forgiven Ohio. Take away the weapons, fuck up the stage order, and put in some metal gonads that explode into nigh-impossible to avoid spread/homing shots."
"A most despicable act, god I love you sir."
They hold hands for the next 15 hours and kiss passionately
"Hey sir, we got this Not-Gradius, how should we stink up this one for the westerners?"
"I still have never forgiven Ohio. Take away the weapons, fuck up the stage order, and put in some metal gonads that explode into nigh-impossible to avoid spread/homing shots."
"A most despicable act, god I love you sir."
They hold hands for the next 15 hours and kiss passionately