"EVERYTHING!
IS MY!
DELUSION!"

There was a very brief period of time where I preferred DOA to Tekken and it was basically the time in which I played this game in 2001 and probably 2002 as an idiot kid. If you haven't noticed that was the same time as when Tekken 4 was the current game and you'd be hard pressed to find anyone in the fanbase who'd allow that game anywhere close to their top three for the series and at that point I was starting to temporarily fall off of Tekken.

It was definitely something new for me, but I never quite liked the gameplay as much as Tekken even if some of the moves were very fun to pull off like Leon just chucking someone straight into a wall head on or doing a spinning powerbomb off a roof with Tengu. I think what really gripped me was how fast the action was and the stages being these big interactive arenas with transitions and whatnot that I didn't experience yet. It's a game that I enjoy screwing around with in training mode, but wouldn't like playing it against hard mode CPUs or people who knew what they were doing.

The ladies also for some reason just don't do anything for me, I dunno what it is exactly but they just never came off as attractive to me. Maybe the boobs were too big? The outfits were too skimpy? It could also be their soulless eyes staring directly into the forever expanding reaches of the abyss. The boobs thing was kinda ridiculous even to 12 year old me back in the day I hate to say.

I guess Leon was just more attractive, sorry ladies.

Reviewed on Feb 06, 2022


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