Duck hunting is a very serious affair.
Those ducks mean business, you don't want to know what they do in their spare time. Fail to shoot the ducks? The skies go pink with disappointment and the very dog who is your ally in this fight will laugh at your utter incompetence. Don't add to your duck body count? You deserve to be humiliated. Fail to shoot ENOUGH ducks to advance? You will be labeled an embarrassment to your kind and forever be a laughingstock to everyone around you.
You will be forced into exile to the island of clay shooting for the rest of your life, where no one can shame you for being absolutely useless at defending your people from the scourge that is the ducks. Crying and alone. FOREVER.
Those ducks mean business, you don't want to know what they do in their spare time. Fail to shoot the ducks? The skies go pink with disappointment and the very dog who is your ally in this fight will laugh at your utter incompetence. Don't add to your duck body count? You deserve to be humiliated. Fail to shoot ENOUGH ducks to advance? You will be labeled an embarrassment to your kind and forever be a laughingstock to everyone around you.
You will be forced into exile to the island of clay shooting for the rest of your life, where no one can shame you for being absolutely useless at defending your people from the scourge that is the ducks. Crying and alone. FOREVER.