Human Cannonball is a simple game from a simple console for simple men like me. Get the guy in the bucket or he DIES.

Sure the game tries to tell us he's okay by putting an "ouch" above his corpse, but that's not him saying "ouch". That's actually the air escaping his body after all of his bones were shattered upon impact with the ground. Anyone who plays this game for longer than ten minutes is a proven sadist, because eventually the game devolves into mindlessly shooting the guy straight up to get the maximum height for maximum velocity towards the ground. Or even better, shooting him straight at the bucket like a human dart, smashing his head straight into his neck and paralyzing him for life.

What a brutal game, I love it.