Slaughter Sport (aka Mondu's Fight Palace, aka Tongue of the Fatman, aka plain ol' Fatman) is one of the most embarrassing fighting games I have ever played.

The character designs are gaudy as shit, the fighting is horrifically clumsy, the music and general sound design is absolute trash, etc. The single-player is borderline unplayable because they start you with the boring white guy who always falls down on his stomach and gets up with his back turned to the enemy. Matches feel like they take centuries due to the lack of time limit and how long it takes to jump kick your enemy to death, all while hoping you don't go insane from the combination of the monotony of it all and the music deciding to cut in to assault your ears with horrifying high-pitched instruments.

You see the bat character's name is "Guano", because he's a bat and he likes to fart! HEH HEH HEH.

Reviewed on May 15, 2022


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