I remember even back then I hated the absurd zoom in on the screen for this port of SMB1/SMB for Stupid Players. Playing it now it's even more annoying, and there's even less a need to tolerate it since every calculator on the planet can run an NES emulator now.

The extras though are kinda nifty, I like the calendar thing so you can keep track of events on your GBC. The fortune telling game is fucking bullshit though, in what reality is Princess Peach considered "extremely lucky"? She gets kidnapped every minute by some horny turtle, I don't think that's very lucky. Also, I swear every time I play it the first card I pull is the "very unlucky" koopa shell that tells me "you won't find true love today.".

Biggest kick in the balls ever, that shit hits far harder than anything extremely unlucky Bowser hurls at you. The balance in this fortune telling game is trash.

Reviewed on Aug 22, 2022


3 Comments


1 year ago

I don't know, that sounds pretty lucky to me.

1 year ago

remember the loves me/loves me not minigame from SM64 DS? nintendo has been torturing children with their fortune telling games for too long

1 year ago

Ugh god, five times in a row with the loves me not. ;-;