I seriously could not tell you what possessed me to play this while I was doing my laundry. I was basically sitting there on my Everdrive Pro's game list, and I guess my brain went "oh man! Pit-Fighter! Remember that piece of shit!?"
Absolutely rancid port of an arcade game that ain't even that good. The sprites were shrunk so small that a inanimate thumbtack could probably solo all the morons in this game, and the music and sounds are that standard amateur-ish farty nonsense that shitlords on GameFAQs used as ammunition against me for when I say this system has fantastic sound. My favorite part of the whole game is when you score a knockdown and your TV rips a big fat smelly one that reverberates all throughout the room, it almost rivals the ridiculous spring sound from when you hit a checkpoint in Hard Drivin'.
Honestly though I think the cover art is actually the best part. The way the one guy looks like he just ran at the other dude's outstretched fist and fell over like a buffoon. The day a UFC fight ends like that will be when I can finally ascend and die happy.
Absolutely rancid port of an arcade game that ain't even that good. The sprites were shrunk so small that a inanimate thumbtack could probably solo all the morons in this game, and the music and sounds are that standard amateur-ish farty nonsense that shitlords on GameFAQs used as ammunition against me for when I say this system has fantastic sound. My favorite part of the whole game is when you score a knockdown and your TV rips a big fat smelly one that reverberates all throughout the room, it almost rivals the ridiculous spring sound from when you hit a checkpoint in Hard Drivin'.
Honestly though I think the cover art is actually the best part. The way the one guy looks like he just ran at the other dude's outstretched fist and fell over like a buffoon. The day a UFC fight ends like that will be when I can finally ascend and die happy.