I swear, anytime you boot up a European game there's like a 32% chance it's some derivative of Lemmings.

Not gonna lie, this stuff isn't really my cup of coffee. I had more fun getting the stupid cavemen to fall off cliffs and kill themselves than trying to fiddle with the awkward control scheme of the Jaguar controller on my Xbox pad. It actually had a worse user rating than Fight for Life on GameFAQs, which is kinda odd since it seemed mostly playable from what I gathered for about ten minutes. Maybe if I was a Lemmings guy I'd play long enough to see the horrible stages later to see how garbage it truly is, but for now I'm gonna assume it was because us dopey Americans just don't get the genius of Lemmings and would rather play Twisted Metal or something. I mean, I sure would.

Anyways, here's a monkey in a Outrun car waving goodbye in the game over screen.

Reviewed on Nov 09, 2022


2 Comments


1 year ago

dude why in the fucking hell are you playing jaguar games lmaaao

1 year ago

I'm surprised that's only the second time that question came up. As always I'm curious about consoles I missed out on, and as always I am thirsty for trash and mediocrity. The Jaguar has been AMAZING for me on that end.

It's also just a fun project when I get bored overnight and no one is on discord.