Playing this on the Cozmic Collection on my Switch in handheld mode was the funniest shit I've experienced this whole year. I felt like I was playing an ultra-widescreen Game Boy. Termite-sized sprites a flyin' through this little piece of screen real estate. If I put a magnifying glass up to the screen I might be able to point out "Speckled Jim" or whatever that enemy's name was.

It was adorable, but I feel the screen gimmick hurt the game more than it enhanced it. If I played the real cabinet with the cool speaker setup it'd be different for sure, but my apartment doesn't have the room for that, and if I did I'd rather get an F-Zero AX cabinet. Sorry about that Darius! I'll call you later when I finally get a third monitor for my Desktop PC!

Reviewed on Dec 02, 2022


4 Comments


1 year ago

ew, computers 🤮

1 year ago

@HEADWOUND "Termites are usually small, measuring between 4 to 15 millimetres (3⁄16 to 9⁄16 in) in length."

Tiny little bastards.

1 year ago

All good! I just like using termites as a comparison as opposed to ants for some reason, I guess it just sounds funnier to me.

1 year ago

but ants are like cool and they have two (2) games I know of