The gameplay is genuinely terrible but I love the story so much that I've decided this is 5 stars because I'm me and give practically everything that. This is because every videogame is good and kicks ass.

Anyway, this really felt like Uchikoshi veering as far away from his usual work as he could, and there's a real joy in that that I deeply appreciate and respect. It seems like a game everyone involved had a great time making, and that's all I could ever really ask for.