You guys think Ashley's teacher is still a spoon? Do you think the teacher suffers in agony every day knowing that they will never be restored to their mortal form and likely won't see their friends or family ever again. What caused Ashley to turn her teacher into a spoon? She could've just not wanted to face the consequences of not doing her homework, but the song implies Ashley finishes all of her homework. Was Ashley just late to class one day? Was Ashley told not to use magic in the classroom? Was it an argument in the classroom? Ashley apparently doesn't have many friends, so did the teacher step in if Ashley was getting hostile towards other students (or vice versa). Did the other kids watch in horror as Ashley turned the teacher into a mere kitchen utensil. Since we never see Ashley attend school in the WarioWare games, we can presume she was expelled over this incident. There's no way they would've overlooked an employee that went missing, and if the class saw it there were eyewitnesses. Has anyone used the teacher turned spoon to eat anything? How would it feel to be a conscious spoon and be used to eat stuff? Am I overthinking this?