It took 4 games to encounter metagamers who did nothing but slam doors to knock you down for 12-16 seconds while tea-bagging you.
One escaped after like 1 minute of playtime (?) while the others were waiting at the front door to bait us into chasing them to the exit.
The classic door slammer jumped from the bushes and started running 360s around me and Bubba, while gleefully smiling. I caught all his jukes and he was subsequently impaled and murdered.

This was the canonical ending to what happened that night in Texas.