The classic Assassin's Creed is back! (insult)

What a joke this thing is, a new low for the series. The combat is laughable, parkour is somehow worse than ever, and even the AC superfans can't pretend that the story isn't the most boring thing imaginable. Stay away at all costs.

Reviewed on Mar 26, 2024


5 Comments


21 days ago

Holy shit was this harsh 💀, I respect the hell outta it though. From everything I've seen it looks like the most boring, filler, nothing-game from this entire franchise. This is what happens when developers literally either don't want to make a product, or don't care about the product they're making, because they put zero thought into any of the (old) systems. Like SURE... this is "classic AC"! But without the good parkour, satisfying combat, an impactful and entertaining story; without SO MUCH of what made some of those earlier games good.

19 days ago

@tox I could've been harsher honestly. The game seriously has nothing going for it - Graphics, soundtrack, atmosphere - All unremarkable at best. I had no plans on playing it because I agree it looked like a complete effortless nothing-game, but my friend and her boyfriend got it for me for Christmas so I felt obligated.

19 days ago

You sure waited a long time though LOL. But I'm looking forward to experiencing it for myself eventually (as soon as it comes to Steam, I am not using that wack ass Epic launcher), maybe I'll even love it who knows...

18 days ago

@tox Spoilers: You won't

18 days ago

😭