Please help, my irony poisoned playfulness towards bad games like these has gone much too far. I have elaborately gaslit my own mind into thinking this game is the funniest shit of all time. It's downright intrusive at this point. Whenever my mind is at a blank on something it just instantly and automatically defaults to Sonic Forces as an answer. This game has become my own personal Among Us. Oh dear god, it's all Sonic Forces. Everything is Sonic Forces.

(it's still pretty fucked up how you have have to experience grind for completion here though)