AWACS
<< Mobius 1. Let me schlob on that hog. >>

FRIEND
<< Fox Two! Fox Two! Let me suck your balls Mobius 1! >>

ENEMY
<< Oh no! It's Mobius 1 and his giant goddamn penis! >>

FRIEND
<< I'm serious Mobius 1. >>

REPORT
<< ...It is now 7:40 AM Usea Central Mean Time. >>

AWACS
<< Tank destroyed! Wish you could destroy my asshole right now Mobius 1. >>

FRIEND
<< I'm not kidding around. >>

ENEMY
<< I'm hit! I'm going to die! I have a family! >>

AWACS
<< Cum incoming. >>

FRIEND
<< LET ME SUCK ON YOUR BIG FAT FUCKING NUTS RIGHT FUCKING NOW MOBIUS 1!!! >>

AWACS
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ENEMY
<< ... >>

REPORT
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FRIEND
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YELLOW THIRTEEN
<< Hey Mobius 1. Word around the skies is you got a fat cock ;) >>