Shrek is the most relatable protagonist in all of media. Wants to be left alone, doesn't want to pay taxes, just wants to eat and drink and not have to raise some stupid shitty kid who calls you the N-word over Call of Duty Modern Warfare 3 Multiplayer that you still play in the year 2021.

Shrek is the example of what modern manhood should be. He is the greatest being to have ever been created.

I am Shrek, and I hope that one day, I won't have to pay child support or run from the law anymore.