Ok, I hear a lot of noise around my dumpster, so imma be quick, just like this fast hedgehog motherfucker.

This game sucks balls, but in a good way. Y'know, like my ex-wife used to, before she left me for that other guy. It's not like my constant drinking or smoking dope was to blame though, totally that bitch's fault for leaving me and making me... Shit, I hear sirens.