Final Fantasy IV made me question my sexuality because Kain is hot as fuck. I never realized that I had a thing for guys with long hair, but Kain opened my eyes to a whole new world of possibilities. I started cheating on my wife with a man named Julio, and it was the best decision I ever made. Julio is just as hot as Kain, and he knows how to please me in bed. I never thought I could be bisexual, but now I'm not so sure. Thanks, Final Fantasy IV, for turning me into a cheating man-slut!