I want to apologise to my lovely girlfriend first and foremost, I love you, this isn't what it looks like I promise.
Stumbling upon this while going through the PlayStation 2 games on this site and seeing that cover, I wondered what the hell it was. What I was expecting is what most people probably guessed seeing the same cover as I, just softcore porn that was experimentally put on the PS2 disc to try and see if it'd workout as a groundbreaking new idea. And yeah, that is about right, there was like 4 others of these that was made as well and I assume they realised it was a wasted venture, not enough big stacks coming in from big racks so they pulled the plug on doing it ever again. They learned, they stopped making them, time moved on, world peace was achieved, yay.
So why am I reviewing it?
Hearing other reviews mention just how bizarre it has made me curious about what they meant, and yeah that cat sure died on this one, the answer was they're right.
In "brief":
This is the most disorientating, actually headache inducing, that feeling when you stand up too fast when iron deficient feeling experience ever.
It has the ambience of a horror by how much it feels like it's trying to fuck with you on a psychological level, paired with sometimes ethereal, other times vaguely off putting music honestly can make it feel like a waking nightmare. I haven't fell this unnerved by anything in a long time.
I must remind that this is just softcore porn, the type of shit you'd see in those Yakuza minigames level of spice, you know?
Seeing a tree morph before my eyes like a great old one horror had awakened from slumber, as time grinded to a halt while the titular "Megumi" (If I'm to believe her) tried to eat spaghetti, zipping around place to place while a water sprinkler tanks the videos quality, the constant feeling like you’re the one being watched and not the other way around. I have not experienced horror like this in a while.
That'd be great if it was its intentions, sadly in terms of being a means by which you look a boob and go "Damn" it has failed horribly. Sorry Megumi you tried your best, just don't distort the fabric of reality and give me a headache next time.
So yeah, it's like a 3/10, could’ve been better.
Stumbling upon this while going through the PlayStation 2 games on this site and seeing that cover, I wondered what the hell it was. What I was expecting is what most people probably guessed seeing the same cover as I, just softcore porn that was experimentally put on the PS2 disc to try and see if it'd workout as a groundbreaking new idea. And yeah, that is about right, there was like 4 others of these that was made as well and I assume they realised it was a wasted venture, not enough big stacks coming in from big racks so they pulled the plug on doing it ever again. They learned, they stopped making them, time moved on, world peace was achieved, yay.
So why am I reviewing it?
Hearing other reviews mention just how bizarre it has made me curious about what they meant, and yeah that cat sure died on this one, the answer was they're right.
In "brief":
This is the most disorientating, actually headache inducing, that feeling when you stand up too fast when iron deficient feeling experience ever.
It has the ambience of a horror by how much it feels like it's trying to fuck with you on a psychological level, paired with sometimes ethereal, other times vaguely off putting music honestly can make it feel like a waking nightmare. I haven't fell this unnerved by anything in a long time.
I must remind that this is just softcore porn, the type of shit you'd see in those Yakuza minigames level of spice, you know?
Seeing a tree morph before my eyes like a great old one horror had awakened from slumber, as time grinded to a halt while the titular "Megumi" (If I'm to believe her) tried to eat spaghetti, zipping around place to place while a water sprinkler tanks the videos quality, the constant feeling like you’re the one being watched and not the other way around. I have not experienced horror like this in a while.
That'd be great if it was its intentions, sadly in terms of being a means by which you look a boob and go "Damn" it has failed horribly. Sorry Megumi you tried your best, just don't distort the fabric of reality and give me a headache next time.
So yeah, it's like a 3/10, could’ve been better.