This is, genuinely, one of my least favorite gaming experiences of all time! There is so much dialogue in this game and yet none of it feels interesting or inspired. Every time a character talked, I just wanted to skip through it and get to the next puzzle. Unfortunately I had to read it, and thus I was greeted by one of the worst stories I have ever seen in a game. I despised the final reveal so much that I couldn't bring myself to give this anything more than the lowest rating. This was truly a waste of my time. Also, the pirate in the ending was stupid.

Here's some testimonies from my friends who watched me play it!

Jason: "Why does that blond haired guy sound like 'EMIMIMIMI'"

Zap: "It's a masterpiece that no one will EVER understand."

JK: "Side-mouth girl kinda ruined it for me."