Thank you, Biomutant. You showed me how I can complete the main campaign without doing all the silly side quests.

But no, for real, in the end I didn't even care for the main story and clicked through the dialogues because I wanted it to end.

Let's make it quick. This game has lots of ideas. And it mashes them together. In the first 30 minutes I was already stuffed with information and had no clue wtf was going on. Bulding weapons, bulding armor, building character, magic, guns, swords, bananas, showerheads, modification trash, inner fight of good and evil, aaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!!!

Alright, after the turtorial, I took some time to dive into the beautiful world (no joke) the graphics are gorgeous. Also the navigation through the world was quite satisfying for the first impression because movement is fluid and quick. But: Besides the really uninteresting stroy we have something a lot worse to do. The sidequests. Go here, do a riddle that probably a newborn could figure out, or go there, fight some dudes and grab some loot that you won't ever need.
No really there are sooooooo many sidequests. The list was full of them but I just came to a point where I said to myself, Screw them.

So, in conclusion, I bought this game because in the trailer, I liked the concept and the graphics. Well I still do, but the rest is dogshit...

Reviewed on May 30, 2023


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