Like many others, I first learned of this game as a horny teenager watching Game Grumps almost a decade ago. Now older, wiser, and gayer, I felt the urge to finally see it through myself, since they never ended up finishing it.
Alas, I probably should have spent that $2.70 on Steam trading cards, as they would have likely brought me more joy and fulfillment.
This game really has nothing going for it. All the girls are flat as a board, strictly in terms of writing, of course. Each of the four main heroines feels like a template of a stereotypical anime girl, so much so that even comparing them to others of their archetype feels somewhat insulting. You've got your mature, 25 year old """milf""" who wants your cock more than oxygen, your uwu moe imouto who wants your cock even though she doesn't know what a cock is, your spunky tomboy who calls you bro and strips in front of you casually, and of course, your tsundere.
The writing itself is also painfully bland. Just nothing interesting at all going on. But, whatever, I'm not gonna make the same tired jokes about """plot""" here, clearly this game is selling itself on sex appeal. But, even then, there's really not much going for it. Every ero scene is sandwiched between a ton of filler writing that just feels like a chore to get through, and when they do get to the raunchy stuff, the main character is so ridiculously opposed to the idea of doing anything sexual with these girls who CLEARLY want him that even I, a gay man, wanted to smash his head into concrete. It's not even like a charming "u-uh I'm so flustered ah" type, half the time he's outright mean to the girls. And you don't ever see nipple, not even a hint of areola.
There's really no reason to buy this game. Especially nowadays, where you can easily find a game with a similar art style, more interesting writing, and full frontal, uncensored nudity and raw sex. If you absolutely must experience it for yourself, save your money and just watch a YouTube playthrough where they do funny voices and riff on it, because it would genuinely be a better use of your time, and at least then you could have it on in the background while doing something more meaningful.
Alas, I probably should have spent that $2.70 on Steam trading cards, as they would have likely brought me more joy and fulfillment.
This game really has nothing going for it. All the girls are flat as a board, strictly in terms of writing, of course. Each of the four main heroines feels like a template of a stereotypical anime girl, so much so that even comparing them to others of their archetype feels somewhat insulting. You've got your mature, 25 year old """milf""" who wants your cock more than oxygen, your uwu moe imouto who wants your cock even though she doesn't know what a cock is, your spunky tomboy who calls you bro and strips in front of you casually, and of course, your tsundere.
The writing itself is also painfully bland. Just nothing interesting at all going on. But, whatever, I'm not gonna make the same tired jokes about """plot""" here, clearly this game is selling itself on sex appeal. But, even then, there's really not much going for it. Every ero scene is sandwiched between a ton of filler writing that just feels like a chore to get through, and when they do get to the raunchy stuff, the main character is so ridiculously opposed to the idea of doing anything sexual with these girls who CLEARLY want him that even I, a gay man, wanted to smash his head into concrete. It's not even like a charming "u-uh I'm so flustered ah" type, half the time he's outright mean to the girls. And you don't ever see nipple, not even a hint of areola.
There's really no reason to buy this game. Especially nowadays, where you can easily find a game with a similar art style, more interesting writing, and full frontal, uncensored nudity and raw sex. If you absolutely must experience it for yourself, save your money and just watch a YouTube playthrough where they do funny voices and riff on it, because it would genuinely be a better use of your time, and at least then you could have it on in the background while doing something more meaningful.