Have you ever stopped and played the original Super Mario Bros. before in full? Like, no warp pipe shit, just going all the way through until 8-4? It will take at most an hour of your life, but it's an hour you're never going to get back. This game controls worse than I can control my anger. The amount of actual "good" levels is shorter than the "shit we forgot to get from the grocery list"-list. Just one of the most miserable platformers of all time. There's barely anything holding it up besides the pretty nice graphical overhaul and the fact that it's Mario.