People who really have an issue with me reviewing games I only played for about 30 minutes, or reviewing beloved games awfully, or thinking I'm joking when I review Sonic Spinball 5 stars really need to shut up and let me just say what I need to say.

Y'all need to relax. I'm just a rambling nut on the internet with an opinion. I'm not hurting anyone.

Anyway, I didn't do much in this game and I only played it for about 10-15 minutes.

After an unskippable intro cutscene I was thrown into a game with the assumption it was a linear "dungeon crawler" esque game where I just run around and spam a button until I get shit done.

In reality, it's a quest-driven game in which you have to complete a set amount of tasks in order to progress, all while you get attacked by the most generic wolves, reading prompts that flash up quicker than I can read, doing quests that I have no idea what to do in and moving just a smidge in order to let the game realise I'm standing in front of something it wants me to.

I'd have played this game more but for some reason once you die you have to sit through the game's first cutscene, the one that's made to be long in order to catch you up on the story, and is unskippable.
Even though I did save a few times as they save prompts are not hard to miss.

I died to wolves during the first quest as I'd unlocked a combo move it wanted me to use, but didn't give me enough time to read how to do it.
If you're not gonna let me play your game correctly then I'm not gonna play it at all.

I rated this 2/5 because I'm sure it'd be good in some way, but I only played it for less than an hour.

Yes, I'm reviewing it anyway, cry about it.

Reviewed on Mar 30, 2023


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