I cannot in good conscience recommend this game. Both native graphics and DirectX 9 fail to launch. OpenGL, which worked, caused text to appear malformed. I Am Bread seems to be a game of QWOP for baked goods, but it blows my mind how you can be exactly on the toaster yet unable to go in, with no piece of the toast appearing to go slightly in.

Cool concept and great streamer bait, but unless you plan on never beating the first level on a 30-series video card, take your money elsewhere and play a game where the developers don't jump ship.