this game sucks ass. imagine a combat-exclusive yakuza game without any of the charm, polish or intuitive combos. i mean if you'd like river city ransom translated into 3D with the grace of car rolling sideways down a hill, you've found it. the main redeeming factors i found are that the game is really easy and kinda funny, but not for any of the right reasons. the writing is awful and had the game contained any real voice acting, it might've edged it into 'so bad it's good' territory given the fact it'd probably be hilarious, but instead it's all just bad. i love how street boyz was published by 505 games, the same company that published polished darlings like control and abzû, yet this thing lurks at the back of their library, covered in rust.

Reviewed on Apr 26, 2021


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