This review is for Oscar. I liked the game, okay? It was fun to play and the story wasn’t completely convoluted and/or full of dumb words like pulse l’cie and fal’cie which is something I can really get behind. The active time lore thing is super cool (other story-heavy video games please take note).

I was happy to see that the women in this one weren’t “big booby lol” like ff15 and I had some hope in the beginning but they still managed to fuck it up. I mean, cool, thanks for giving them clothes this time and I don’t mean to be GREEDY but please can you please just please figure out women? I will help you, devs. Just write the part for a man and then give the man a softer face and some tits (but they don’t have to be huge - keep them proportionate to her body. and make sure to keep her clothes on). Done.