Okay, deal is you'd pick this up is because it has some okay-ish action combat, similar to .Hack or Tales games. The story and characters here feel like an AI creation, so you're not going to get any enjoyment out of that. Main character is the type that gets confused by just existing but he has a dragon inside him, and can transform said dragon in combat—like that's cool I guess, but man it's boring as fuck. Most interesting thing about the story is the dating sim section where you've got a harem modest hentai figures secretly thirsting for some fiery dragon dick cummies.

Oh yeah, so this game has a dumb musical theme where all your weapons are like dragon made instruments. You can have a jam session in battle to gain buffs—did I say it's dumb? Soundtrack is stank-ass for being about music too, like the OST is boring AF generic JRPG shit, and the little ditty you play for buffs barely feels diegetic; such a baffling choice.

Seen a lot of complaints about the grind here, but that's not exactly correct; see the real issue is how poorly paced the game is. There's no fast travel and you're forced to walk back and forth between areas with weak enemies resulting in long sections consisting of running around. If the world was designed well, you'd always be encountering basic bitch mobs along the journey but instead they added in dungeons that work very similar to how .Hack dungeons are generated. Chapters usually have two beats: travel fight, backtrack to town, travel fight and finally head back to town to vibe in some dank dungeons for 10 levels, rinse repeat. Anyway whatever, it's an okay podcast game if you have nothing else going on.

Reviewed on May 25, 2023


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