(im on a mission to finish some left over reviews from the games ive played and post them before the end of the year or else theyre gonna show up in the game count of 2024 dont talk to me so its been a while since ive played \insert current game\ have fun with what i remember about it)
now we all know this duology is some of the best ace attorney out there so im not gonna add anything else for a debate that already ended years and years ago that being said i still need to put some thoughts out or else im gonna combust
for starters this is the second part of one of the best games I've played this year because I love ace attorney so on and so forth i want sherlock to actually fuck me in the ass im not gonna lie there wasnt a single time he was on the screen that i was not dissociating thinking about the stuff i want him to do to my hole i was just drooling in front of him wow what a fucking man absolutely incredible man please show me your dick or im gonna go crazy rest assured i will do that
BUT ! disclaimer I already talked about music art style gameplay shit like that and for the most part this game is absolutely identical so I won't concentrate on that but if you want to see part one that I released some time in the past on this website with fucking stupid ass people here you go
most of the stuff we all know and loved from the first game were mostly untouched the ,music is still booming the art direction is still stellar and the gameplay has been the same for as much as i can remember now im not really too keen on the idea of recycling basically everything from a game to actually put in the next installment BUT theres a but i think that if they manage to recontextualise most of the things in the game (EG majoras mask) i honestly would have no problem with it and its definitely what happened here they managed to create something completely new and reuse stuff that they already worked with so who am i to judge
before going in depth im just gonna say please play this duology its the best ace attorney (lie) and youre definitely not gonna cry your eyes out (lie)
so most of this will be story beats and therefore SPOILER WARNING JUST PLAY THE GAME ALREADY FUCK
while TGAA actually had a really good base for a sequel i definitely did not think they would manage to blow it out of the park with this one and make a damn good conclusion to the whole duology
most of the returning characters were either recontextualised or actually explored even better than the first game and this is where youre gonna CARE for them most of the mysteries are gonna lift off and what youre gonna be left with is the found family trope we all know and love susato had a complete improvement by my part she definitely became the most badass character of the entire game theres absolutely nothing that i can say to make justice to such an incredible woman the only thing i can do is kneel and pay respect shes INCREDIBLE absolutely fucking incredible ryuunosuke didnt actually have an incredible character development because he already had enough time to develop in the first game but thats nothing compared to whats gonna happen with my husband and beloved SHERLOCK HOLMES UGHHHHHHHHH I LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU oh yeah and i also love his relationship with iris and when i tell you that this game actually made me bawl my eyes out because of these two wowwwww who wouldve thought
and barok is still super sexy i guess and also gets some incredible plot twists here and there
while its sure been a while since i last finished this game because as i advertised this is me speedwriting these reviews because procrastinating till new years and i forgot most of the plot twists and story beats i can assure you that this is still one of the tightest experiences in the franchise till now rest assured but i DO remember the different episodes so im gonna talk about them at least
the blossoming attorney is SUCH an opening act and this is literally the episode that made me realise susato is a damn good fucking character shes a tomboy a lesbian and actually makes for a really good attorney now take that its definitely the most fun chapter in the game i gotta be honest ive always loved tutorial cases because i dont need to use my stupid mind to complete them and while its super short they actually make it up by putting the absolute best soundtrack of the whole game in this one which is the objection theme UGHHH I LOVE THIS ONE WHAT THE HELL absolutely bomb beginning case and i loved the relationship between susato and her girlfriend true highlight of the entire game
now i have no idea if its something that you also felt but every time susato is on screen and her theme plays out i just begin tearing up like i dont know what kind of pavlov conditioning they did to me but as soon AS i see her on screen i just begin tearing up i care so MUCH about her its unreal i just want her to be happy can a woman be happy in victorian age london
the second case is actually the one that almost made me gonna drop this game altogether literally the return of soseki which is fine because i kinda want to suck his dick but we already know him and the entire filler arc is absolutely SOOOOOO FUCKING BOOOOOORING im sorry its just incredibly sleep inducing and im glad it actually gets better as soon as you get to the third one
the scientist case is interesting and has some cool returning characters here and there now im gonna address the elephant in the room i absolutely do not care for gina im sorry if you love her but i always forget shes even a character in this series not gonna lie and while this is definitely not the highlight of the entire game i still found it kind of interesting (even though i remember it being longer than it needed any right to be)
last but not least the final two cases now maybe youre not gonna believe me but i remember only the superficial stuff in these chapters like gregson dead asougi alive yada yada im sorry this review is a mess but anyway what i wanted to say is whatever happens in these two cases is literally the best thing that ever happened to me because asougi is alive and breathing and i can actually thirst for him now lets get it
I 👁 want 😋 him 👴 to step 🚶 on 🔛 me and crush 😘📏 my skull 💀 while I 👁 beg 🙏 for mercy.I want 😋 him 👴 to crush 😘📏 my balls 🍒 and make 💘 it as painful 🍆😫 as possible.Yes mmm 😣 please 🙏🏻 daddy 👅👨 crush 😘📏 me to death 💀👵 with your 👈 boots 👢 mmm.Stomp on 🔛 my neck 🐪 oh 🙀 yeah ✅ mmm 😣 kick 👟💯🔥 my head 💆 and crush 😘📏 it and call 📲 me worthless 💩💤 oh 😳 yes ✅ mmm.Crush my spine 😂 please 🙏 mmm 😤 oh 😳 yes 👍-
stomp ��
crunch 😁💦🔥 sound 🔊
cooms
dies 💀☠⚰
Oh 😳 yes 👍 please 🍆🙏 step 🚶 on 🔛 my corpse ⚰ more oh 🙀 yes ✅☝ mmm 😤.
so whatever since I don't remember what actually happens I can say that all the asougi interactions made me want to unalive myself whenever I thought about him being dead I wanted to cut my life short and even now realising that he's alive i want to cut my life short I literally CANNOT win
that being said the finale is probably the most depressing shit ever in the franchise since the ending of aa3 its ILLEGAL in my house to talk about the ending of aa3 im not joking here and this is a damn good contender at the saddest conclusion to the entire series wowzers nothing is gonna beat this one forreal
what really makes or breaks this game is definitely the characters whenever i think about the found family trope literally everything that happened to asougi sherlock actually being a depressed fella iris saying that sherlock is the best daddy in the whole world ryuunosuke existing yknow theres a lot to cry on so have fucking fun
probably my favorite moment of the game is sherlock and watson tip tapping on the deduction dance or whatever with possibly the best song in the entire game apart from the one in the susato case absolutely fucking groundbreaking and i gotta say that sherlocks deductions are still my favorite part of the games sure theyre easy as shit most of the times but i dont care i love to fuck i mean dance with sherlock and do all sorts of tongue tricks i meant umh feet tricks no i meant tip tap moves and actually taking his big long girthy umh brain in ,mm mmmm ,, ,,
i need to close this shit now or its gonna get dangerous byeeeee play this game
now we all know this duology is some of the best ace attorney out there so im not gonna add anything else for a debate that already ended years and years ago that being said i still need to put some thoughts out or else im gonna combust
for starters this is the second part of one of the best games I've played this year because I love ace attorney so on and so forth i want sherlock to actually fuck me in the ass im not gonna lie there wasnt a single time he was on the screen that i was not dissociating thinking about the stuff i want him to do to my hole i was just drooling in front of him wow what a fucking man absolutely incredible man please show me your dick or im gonna go crazy rest assured i will do that
BUT ! disclaimer I already talked about music art style gameplay shit like that and for the most part this game is absolutely identical so I won't concentrate on that but if you want to see part one that I released some time in the past on this website with fucking stupid ass people here you go
most of the stuff we all know and loved from the first game were mostly untouched the ,music is still booming the art direction is still stellar and the gameplay has been the same for as much as i can remember now im not really too keen on the idea of recycling basically everything from a game to actually put in the next installment BUT theres a but i think that if they manage to recontextualise most of the things in the game (EG majoras mask) i honestly would have no problem with it and its definitely what happened here they managed to create something completely new and reuse stuff that they already worked with so who am i to judge
before going in depth im just gonna say please play this duology its the best ace attorney (lie) and youre definitely not gonna cry your eyes out (lie)
so most of this will be story beats and therefore SPOILER WARNING JUST PLAY THE GAME ALREADY FUCK
while TGAA actually had a really good base for a sequel i definitely did not think they would manage to blow it out of the park with this one and make a damn good conclusion to the whole duology
most of the returning characters were either recontextualised or actually explored even better than the first game and this is where youre gonna CARE for them most of the mysteries are gonna lift off and what youre gonna be left with is the found family trope we all know and love susato had a complete improvement by my part she definitely became the most badass character of the entire game theres absolutely nothing that i can say to make justice to such an incredible woman the only thing i can do is kneel and pay respect shes INCREDIBLE absolutely fucking incredible ryuunosuke didnt actually have an incredible character development because he already had enough time to develop in the first game but thats nothing compared to whats gonna happen with my husband and beloved SHERLOCK HOLMES UGHHHHHHHHH I LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU oh yeah and i also love his relationship with iris and when i tell you that this game actually made me bawl my eyes out because of these two wowwwww who wouldve thought
and barok is still super sexy i guess and also gets some incredible plot twists here and there
while its sure been a while since i last finished this game because as i advertised this is me speedwriting these reviews because procrastinating till new years and i forgot most of the plot twists and story beats i can assure you that this is still one of the tightest experiences in the franchise till now rest assured but i DO remember the different episodes so im gonna talk about them at least
the blossoming attorney is SUCH an opening act and this is literally the episode that made me realise susato is a damn good fucking character shes a tomboy a lesbian and actually makes for a really good attorney now take that its definitely the most fun chapter in the game i gotta be honest ive always loved tutorial cases because i dont need to use my stupid mind to complete them and while its super short they actually make it up by putting the absolute best soundtrack of the whole game in this one which is the objection theme UGHHH I LOVE THIS ONE WHAT THE HELL absolutely bomb beginning case and i loved the relationship between susato and her girlfriend true highlight of the entire game
now i have no idea if its something that you also felt but every time susato is on screen and her theme plays out i just begin tearing up like i dont know what kind of pavlov conditioning they did to me but as soon AS i see her on screen i just begin tearing up i care so MUCH about her its unreal i just want her to be happy can a woman be happy in victorian age london
the second case is actually the one that almost made me gonna drop this game altogether literally the return of soseki which is fine because i kinda want to suck his dick but we already know him and the entire filler arc is absolutely SOOOOOO FUCKING BOOOOOORING im sorry its just incredibly sleep inducing and im glad it actually gets better as soon as you get to the third one
the scientist case is interesting and has some cool returning characters here and there now im gonna address the elephant in the room i absolutely do not care for gina im sorry if you love her but i always forget shes even a character in this series not gonna lie and while this is definitely not the highlight of the entire game i still found it kind of interesting (even though i remember it being longer than it needed any right to be)
last but not least the final two cases now maybe youre not gonna believe me but i remember only the superficial stuff in these chapters like gregson dead asougi alive yada yada im sorry this review is a mess but anyway what i wanted to say is whatever happens in these two cases is literally the best thing that ever happened to me because asougi is alive and breathing and i can actually thirst for him now lets get it
I 👁 want 😋 him 👴 to step 🚶 on 🔛 me and crush 😘📏 my skull 💀 while I 👁 beg 🙏 for mercy.I want 😋 him 👴 to crush 😘📏 my balls 🍒 and make 💘 it as painful 🍆😫 as possible.Yes mmm 😣 please 🙏🏻 daddy 👅👨 crush 😘📏 me to death 💀👵 with your 👈 boots 👢 mmm.Stomp on 🔛 my neck 🐪 oh 🙀 yeah ✅ mmm 😣 kick 👟💯🔥 my head 💆 and crush 😘📏 it and call 📲 me worthless 💩💤 oh 😳 yes ✅ mmm.Crush my spine 😂 please 🙏 mmm 😤 oh 😳 yes 👍-
stomp ��
crunch 😁💦🔥 sound 🔊
cooms
dies 💀☠⚰
Oh 😳 yes 👍 please 🍆🙏 step 🚶 on 🔛 my corpse ⚰ more oh 🙀 yes ✅☝ mmm 😤.
so whatever since I don't remember what actually happens I can say that all the asougi interactions made me want to unalive myself whenever I thought about him being dead I wanted to cut my life short and even now realising that he's alive i want to cut my life short I literally CANNOT win
that being said the finale is probably the most depressing shit ever in the franchise since the ending of aa3 its ILLEGAL in my house to talk about the ending of aa3 im not joking here and this is a damn good contender at the saddest conclusion to the entire series wowzers nothing is gonna beat this one forreal
what really makes or breaks this game is definitely the characters whenever i think about the found family trope literally everything that happened to asougi sherlock actually being a depressed fella iris saying that sherlock is the best daddy in the whole world ryuunosuke existing yknow theres a lot to cry on so have fucking fun
probably my favorite moment of the game is sherlock and watson tip tapping on the deduction dance or whatever with possibly the best song in the entire game apart from the one in the susato case absolutely fucking groundbreaking and i gotta say that sherlocks deductions are still my favorite part of the games sure theyre easy as shit most of the times but i dont care i love to fuck i mean dance with sherlock and do all sorts of tongue tricks i meant umh feet tricks no i meant tip tap moves and actually taking his big long girthy umh brain in ,mm mmmm ,, ,,
i need to close this shit now or its gonna get dangerous byeeeee play this game