[reviewing this after finishing branch A and branch B but also before reviewing the entirety of drakengard 3 but I will post this after finishing all the reviews damn this is a stupid remark]

second DLC of the bunch starring four and decadus

I explained how these DLC kinda work in the first expansion review so let's get to business

four was a character that in the main game I actually thought was nice among the 6 sisters but as every single person in this game is either psychotic and sociopathic OR dead I had to expect what was coming for me

I came here with the impression that four is just a wild simple flower in the wind and that she actually cares for her sisters

what this means tho is that she's actually the worst fucking bitch of the bunch she makes me sick she's possibly the most inhumane kind of person that could exist in this world

she actually can look quite generous and caring on a first glance but hidden here there's the most hideous evil in the entirety of the cast she's actually self centered hypocritical envious absolutely pathetic

now umh she shows some kind of care for zero in the main game and seeks one's praise more than anything but still she is a war criminal like every other sister so she won't be able to get my sympathy anytime soon plus she's a virgin never fucking trust a virgin (im a virgin)

if you even read the memoirs of intoners all she does is insult her sisters and just shows how much of an inferiority complex she got

do I hate her ? yes

do I think this is symptom of a great writing behind her character ? possibly, I just hate her

she's cute tho

as for decadus he's the same as always big strong beefy man who just gets pegged by the entire cast of the game and is masochistic as shit that would make people who made the BDSM test blush

ideally I would love decadus also because she's my kind of (fictional) man . strong arms very tall blondie masc and somewhat of a dummy I do not enjoy people who are exceedingly masochistic because that's already me there can't be 2 of the same kind in a relationship am I right folks

I'm sorry decadus you really would've been a great husband material for me but that cannot happen in this timeline I prefer my short king dito zzzzzzz 本当にごめんなさい

they're relationship is kinda weird tho four is absolutely searching for approval from any single character existing and also she just hides behind her actual massacres in some hypocrisy and also they're actually a match made in heaven since she would just neglect decadus entirely and he would cum in his pants every time . honestly I won't even elaborate on that

the star of the show ? GABRIELLAAAAAA WOOOOOOOO GABRIELLA I FUCKING LOVE YOUUUUUUU

this girl . being the only sane person in this game I know of for now . sees clearly through fours facade and just speaks in the only language she knows: the truth

gabriella is so fun people you don't understand she's great I needed her throughout the main game too

also shes incredibly humane for a dragon like the fact that she was actually trying to stop four from her manslaughter while absolutely annihilating every innocent living thing in front of her ? gabriella sweetie I will protect you till the end

so whatever again the levels were recycled and playing as four is not entirely enjoyable (read as: I don't like bracers) but still I am enjoying these DLCs a lot since they give the characters more depth

right eeeeeeeeee three soon

and her little portrait is cute

Reviewed on Jun 27, 2023


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