[reviewing this after finishing branch A and branch B but also before reviewing the entirety of drakengard 3 but I will post this after finishing all the reviews damn this is a stupid remark]

three was an interesting character as in I have no fucking idea what she was up to for the entirety of the game and then she suddenly died

a pity because I do think she would be my type like she's super cute and she dresses nicely but the whole cutting penises gist ain't for me I'm fine with my junk as it is

so I wouldn't say she is my least fav one of the bunch of sisters but I can say I could've wanted her to have much more depth in the main story but this expansion is really good as it is

octa is another very interesting character as in he speaks in sexual innuendos and jokes on his big ass cock

now I dont mind the old geezer agenda with the perverted nature trope and whatsoever I actually like this trope and I think it's pretty funny but like you talk about your huge weiner the entire time and don't show it to me ? that's kinda homophobic if I've ever been homophobisized

anyhow they explore the inner workings of threes relationship with octa and how it slowly declined through time

now three is absolutely fucking insane and her main personality trait is that she makes puppets and there's that now in the main game you only see some of her works and they're basically just lobotomised dolls the real issue tho is that in this DLC you actually see her in her whole nature and how in reality she makes DNA modifications and damn monsters like she just used to play with these fucking beasts going oh lemme make these bigger or smaller thats absolutely insane and in the final part you learn that she actually crossed humans with some monsters like she's definitely insane

what's really interesting tho is that apart from the fact that three and octas relationship was deteriorating because of the fact that three would not fuck like she used to because she grew tired of octa actually octa also grew gradually scared of his intoner since she is indeed a mad woman

duh

so yeah thematically it's good the actual levels tho are kind of garbage and are a mess to play with threes movesets

do I mind it ? not really but this is still a notch below the other DLCs so there's that

theyre spanish for escrement and urine

and her little portrait is cute

Reviewed on Jun 27, 2023


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