i did it ive becum a summonr

finally after playing basically every single fire emblem and never finishing a single one of them i realised im a huge piece of shit and i deserve to die for that but BEFORE i had to finish at least this one and istg it was so fucking good a game it made me think about going back and playing the other games forreal

everybody knows about fire emblem for being the saving grace of the entire franchise that was getting kind of unpopular after those ass ds games im sorry i dont like marths games youre free to kinkshame me

now at first this seems like a usual fire emblem but in reality this is a game where you breed people to make stronger kids thats right thats what this is you were fooled into thinking that this was actually a fire emblem game about politics and war crimes but it was me The Joy of ProCreation

so lets talk about the gameplay this is a basic fire emblem game in everything you got the usual weapon triangle a lot of weapons and class variety a large cast of characters a blue haired lord the green and red knight and the millennial dragon shit like that you go through maps you strategise (i didnt because i played safe mode fuck classic mode im not gonna turn off my game every time jesus fucking christ) and level up people and thats the main aspect of every game till now

but now theres something else called uh idk how its called but lets say social links so if some characters fight near eo theyre gonna develop a link that goes directly to A if the romance is possible or S to make them fuck the shit out of eo and i cannot even begin to tell you how fucking fun the entirety of it is like why is it so fun to make people procreate this shouldnt be allowed on this day and age

anyway yeah these links also help the characters have greater stats in battle and shit like that so youre advised to develop as many links as you can

i also loved the kids mechanics that inherit the abilities and traits of their respective parents to the point that theyre broken as fuck and can kill anyone you want instantly throughout the later half of the game and they were absolutely fantastic to play with and reclass into basically anything you might want from them and in general the whole experience of the game is both pretty easy because you can level up pretty fast + theres grinding quests but also its a great entry where you can abuse the reclass stuff and experiment with everything and still have some overpowered units altogether its just so fucking fun yall

the different maps are gorgeous and the battle animations are incredibly well done to the point that i watched them for half the game but then i just skipped them im sorry people but really this is incredible the entire art department went crazy with some jawdropping cutscene well made models and great animations voice acting CHARACTER SPRITES IM GONNA REPEAT THIS CHARACTER SPRITES now i need to say this

i love the characters in this game and when i tell you i love every one of them i mean this i fucking love each and every character in this stupid game a whole lot theyre all well written have incredible interactions with each other and really stand out in the crowd for themselves as amazing peeps (apart from kellam and miriel they suck) and getting to know them in the social link conversations was great i especially loved the mother/father x kid things because you can actually see what they got from them or what they differ in like inigo having a thing for dancing like her olivia or cynthia falling around being goofy and shit like sumia or noise being absolutely bat shit crazy like tharja its just these little things that make or break a game and in this one it's written perfectly for the story it's trying to tell and the little interactions its trying to make and also get ready for some tearjerking stuff because post apocalyptic world is a thing and killed these poor kids chances of a happy life im sorry and sometimes even have some unfinished business with their parents thats like absolutely sad

TL;DR for the story chrom is fighting basically everyone in his nation for world piece then he succeeds but really doesnt succeed because his daughter from the future comes back and goes actually the great dragon is gonna come back to life and kill everyone leaving only destruction behind so yeah you gotta also save the world

and thats why they have interactions with their kids they come back in present day to save the world

TW Horny Breakdown just skip this i just need to vent . fav characters list being chrom because hes super fucking hot and i made sure to get a piece of that and get pregnant not one but 2 times yes i played with female avatar because of this im sorry yall sumia is incredible and i love her and i want her to be my girlfriend forreal even tho at the beginning she is a pain to deal with in the battlefield vaike is a himbo and i genuinely would stuff my mouth with his meat im sorry i should hate i stupid he is but those big titties dont lie lon’zu is also hot as fuck and i would love for him to break me apart like i KNOW hes rough and violent dont get me started yall cordelia is absolutely insane and i want her to kick my balls tharja is also insane but in another sense and i have her animation in fire emblem warriors stuck in my head since forever olivia is a cutie and i love her and cherche is also a big fucking hottie NOW THE KIDS lucina is the true protagonist of this story i dont fucking care shes charismatic has a lot of trauma and made me cry like a bitch now i want to talk to you about my fav character owain is a hunk of a man super funny super hot has some of the best social links in the game made me horny throughout the entire game i want to suck him dry until he asks me to stop and to let him do me since i dont have any more power in my legs that being inigo is also second candidate of hunkiness in the second generation of kids hes a master of women and somehow fails to get even one girlfriend so its time to pick me cynthia and severa i was not expecting this but they ended up soaring the tierlist and ended up being some of my fav characters in the game theyre charming as fuck absolutely great characterisation theyre cute and one of them is basically asuka-coded thats why i love her and cynthia is a ray of sunshine and also carried me through most of the game shes a fucking tank now yarne i know most people hate yarne but im super horny for him so i put a lot of effort into this character plus hes incredibly hot and i consumed industrial quantities of porn on him so i may be biased also being a furry lmao ok the end

back to non horny stuff the story progression is great albeit kind of simple but as a game with time travel im glad they left is as “so theres time travel” and didnt get into much detail because most of the time it makes me go insane the final chapter is incredible and made me cry like a bitch again and some of the plot twists and scenes here and there made me tear my hair out YOU KNOW WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT

last but not least the ost in this game is incredible to say the least theres some scores that range from silly goofy to absolutely epic like the emmeryn chapter song is absolutely fucking insane and its also incredibly sad that they used it only once and yet it packs such a fucking punch that youre left speechless for the entirety of the chapter you cannot just make this shit up and the title track ??? dont speak her name ??? im sorry im bawling

some other persona favorites are divine decree both normal and ablaze versions then obviously id possibly every single version but the final iteration is insane it gave me goosebumps throughout the entire battle and the one song that takes the cake for absolutely top tier song in the game for me is conquest i cannot even begin to tell you how many times i listened to this song idk what they put in this like its laced with cocaine or something but its just ughhhhhhh disgustingly good i dont get it also the ablaze version is a masterpiece but it has such a different vibe from the original like the chords are there but its pumping way more than the base one and i just love that somber feeling of conquest

so anyway yall this is absolutely such an insane videogame that i cannot even compare to the other games in the series this is on an entire different league just for the characters characterisation and by the way owain if youre reading this im free on saturday