I swear on my life at one point in time I was the greatest Fall Guys player on the planet. I was fucking cracked at that game when it launched. All you fucking wannabes can suck my dick because even though I hadn't played the game in two fucking years, I still had it. I still had the skill. I still got the crowns. It's in my blood, it's in my genes. I am literally the greatest Fall Guys player to ever be born. It's like I was created in a lab specifically to be the greatest Fall Guys player this world will ever come to see.