If you genuinely thought for even a second that Nintendo believed its own franchises had artistic merit beyond making money, Hyrule Warriors will let you know as gently as possible that you are an idiot.

Featuring all of your favourite characters as watered down and marketable as they can possibly get, bringing along Dynasty Warriors' mind-numbing button mashing "gameplay", and topped off with the worst heavy metal Zelda remixes that the early 2000s can muster, Hyrule Warriors will make you wish that the first day you sat down and fell in love with Zelda, you just went outside and played with your friends instead.

Reviewed on May 19, 2024


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