It’s cute, has a lot of heart, and is decently fun for awhile.

Unfortunately, it is lacking a feeling of completeness. The amount of unlocks is at odds with length and lack of replayability of the singular randomized run you are tasked with completing.

We almost beat the game on the first run while each of us was getting more drunk over time, without unlocking much..

While I have a soft spot for this game given I played it on Valentine’s Day with my partner and finished it on a second play session soon after, I am pulled into feeling more objective about the game when rating it here.