I only have a simple story to tell here. This game got incredibly repetitive but my friends and I still decided to return after the latest update. We ended up losing the keycard to the vault on the bank level due to a bug so the rest of our time in this level was pure sandbox chaos. Someone started bringing all the grabbable items to the bathroom and the riot shield enemies/brutes started appearing so we started a final stand in the item-filled restroom. As the SWAT teams sieged the bathroom, that chaos may have been the funniest thing I’ve gotten to experience in a while.

We hid in the stalls, the doors kept opening and closing, riot shield guys started blasting us with their flashes, people got stuck on janitor carts, the whole shabang. One of us even made a gamer setup by hanging two monitors in one of the stalls.
It ended with our deaths, but man was it a hilarious experience.

Clearly, the fun had here was for all the wrong reasons. But despite that, there’s not really any moral here. I’m just glad to have played this stupid game and gained an incredibly fun memory.