that’s enough of this game, but first, gotta tell it i’m batman!

This is fucked beyond belief! It's like, the controls in this game are like somethin' you'd do for a cheat code! Not a basic move that ya have to do, in order to play the game! Why'd they program it in such an asinine, ball-brained, cockamamie, ridiculous fashion?! It's like jeez, there's four buttons right on the front of the controller! BUT THAT'S NOT ENOUGH TO WORK WITH?! Instead they have to like, program it like, all into like, weird kinda crazy button combinations and shit?! It's like, what were they thinking?! It's like Up is jump?! Select for the grappling hook?! Select shouldn't even be part of the game! Select should be like for the menus or somethin'. I mean, jeez, like were they tryin' to just ruin this game? Just flat out, just fuck it up?!