checked out the ign walkthrough to see how far through this chore i was and almost started crying when i saw the video linked for "how to find the infinity gauntlet easter egg" guys i can't do it

this is literally stale white bread in video game form like i don't get it!! what do we all like so much about this?? i see the upgrade menu and the quest log and all the useless extra skills and my eyes glaze over instantly. i literally have not felt less of a drive to keep playing something since i trudged through bioshock infinite. this thing is 20 hours long apparently and even with my relatively generous amount of free time i absolutely cannot imagine getting through all of that

also the combat is barely functional and contextually boring as shit, i've been spoiled by other games that make an effort to characterise their enemies bc seriously - what is there to be engaged by while i'm fighting generic troll #8 or a fucking stone golem. at the worst of times there's absolutely nothing here

i'm gonna go retreat back to my cave. fallout 2 here we come babeyyyyy!!!

Reviewed on Jan 22, 2022


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it gets better i swear
t. dropped it 3 times before actually getting past the first 4 or so hours

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2 years ago

i cannot believe they got away with making you fight the exact same troll boss like two dozen times. this is the consequence of a medium where mainstream development and criticism is dominated by straight dads who only go to the cinema to see marvel movies
woodaba with the twitter take

1 year ago

Don't really agree, but holy shit, @woodaba, last line is exactly it lol