I'm somebody who loves a good podcast game, something to do with your hands that's reasonably engaging while you listen to something interesting. but good lord man, this ain't it!

I'm really not sure what the hype was around this as the pinnacle of 'relaxing games'. I'm a neat freak and cleaning is one of my escapes, but what good does doing so in a virtual world do?

When I play a video game, I want to enjoy something. That's not to mean that these kind of menial, laid-back tasks are utterly pointless. But couldn't you be putting that energy into achieving something? Even getting a colouring book, or one of those colour the dot games is at the very least aesthetically fulfilling. Slowly cleaning specks of dirt off virtual cars is not.

Clean your house and then play your video games, don't clean your house in the video game you absolute weapon.