You know shit hit the fan when you unlocked the poop emoji.

buzzing sound of LAUGH sign echoing through the theather, a single cough is heard in the audience

I had a modicum amount of fun? playing this travesty back in 2016 when a friend of mine was unironically pumping hundreds of hours on this game, just to stop right as I started playing. Huhhh checks notes you could be playing worse, I guess.

frantically reads through the script Is that it?

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The objective like many .io games is to get as many collectibles avoiding your bigger opponents whom may just eat you alive the second they touch the flashing orb. So this is like Pacman, but playing with other players? turns over the piece of paper Look there's only an hint to make a poop joke here, I don't even know if you're actually playing with other people. This game came out just as emoji were starting to trend, but did they? I mean, unironically? I remember people howling when the emoji movie came out and it got mocked to death, but sigh at this point this farce of a review doesn't really make any sense. So yeah, emoj.io. Cool name throws away notes that's it, alright cool, see you next time at petro_sino sham reviews, where I'm your host, always a click away from a serotonine hit. Ciao ciao.

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APPLAUSE sign flickers

Reviewed on Feb 16, 2024


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