Xenoblade Chronicles laps up your time with a St. Bernard’s huge, gross, slimy, wet tongue, licks your face with the residue of your lost hours still sticking to its perpetually unclean dog mouth, and then asks if you had a good time. The St. Bernard is fluffy, and the gesture is sweet, but I don’t even know how to begin answering that.

But I guess the music and world design are excellent.