Game Review - originally written by TheFreak
Damn. I mean..Day-amn! This is a shooter. I mean…an NES shooter…Faster than any other NES game out there. This game makes the concept of Blast Processing about as slow as Stewart Smiley. And it’s TOUGH. Like, so tough it walks up to R-Type on a beach and kicks sand into its face. And huge bosses. Gotta love huge bosses. Treasure made their living on huge bosses, and this game has huge bosses. It’s not by Treasure, but HUGE FUCKING BOSSES!! Roight.
(editor's note: I too fucking love this game, Star Soldier stole a bottle of Adderall from your medicine cabinet while using the bathroom and this is the result)
Damn. I mean..Day-amn! This is a shooter. I mean…an NES shooter…Faster than any other NES game out there. This game makes the concept of Blast Processing about as slow as Stewart Smiley. And it’s TOUGH. Like, so tough it walks up to R-Type on a beach and kicks sand into its face. And huge bosses. Gotta love huge bosses. Treasure made their living on huge bosses, and this game has huge bosses. It’s not by Treasure, but HUGE FUCKING BOSSES!! Roight.
(editor's note: I too fucking love this game, Star Soldier stole a bottle of Adderall from your medicine cabinet while using the bathroom and this is the result)