Game Review - originally written by ???

Whoever thought crossing Lode Runner with Hydlide must have been wasted out of his fucking mind. Oddly though, it works out pretty nice. You’re a guy who runs around in this dungeon, I don’t know why. You can’t jump, which makes your running-around options kind of limited. There’s monsters running around too, which you attack by (get this) running into them. Get enough experience from running into monsters, and you go up a level. You can also find equipment scattered around the place, which improves your abilities as well as making you look cooler.

Honestly, that’s pretty much it.
(editor's note: Lutter? I hardly know her)