a lesser person would say "i'm speechless" when reviewing this. i am not speechless. i got the speech.

this is, somehow, really fucking cool. i love experimental and surreal shit, and this is obviously not exactly a "game" but more of an experience. you watch this weird ass footage while INCREDIBLE music plays -- no shit, this is going on my list of the best soundtracks of all time.

i played this purely out of curiosity. i watched a bit of a gameplay on youtube but i wanted to know how it actually controls, like what do you do while watching. basically nothing. but i still think it's something cool. and i must note, if these weren't images of a near naked woman, i would still love it, hell, i'd probably love it more. if it were bad early 2000s surreal cgi, it would be amazing. this is going on my list of "dream games".

i'll probably not watch this all the way through because i honestly don't care but i'm really impressed lol.

Reviewed on Jan 29, 2024


6 Comments


3 months ago

i just wanted to say this might be the funniest opening line ive ever seen for a review. much respect

2 months ago

"I am not speechless. I got the speech" 🔥🔥🔥

2 months ago

did this get this many likes just because of the opening line? im so confused lol

2 months ago

its been on my frontpage a lot since the site update happened so might be because of that?
def cuz of the front page/update in general

2 months ago

oh. lol i feel a bit shy cause this is such a random game and i basically said nothing of substance