jumpy listen to me the birds are secret cameras installed by the government. the government is spying on everyone with birds. do not waste your seeds and crumbs of food on them jumpy. they don’t deserve your pity, they are using your human compassion against you in order to receive free food. they are spying on us and STEALING OUR FOOD jumpy you don’t understand the severity of this jumpy why are you opening the door oh jumpy please don’t leave this is very important